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Date d'inscription : 14/08/2005

MessageSujet: Liste de blagues   Dim 14 Aoû - 7:10

Comment dire ????? tongue

# Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

# The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

# It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

# Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.

# Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

# No one is listening until you fart.

# Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

# Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

# If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

# Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

# If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

# If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

# Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.

# Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

# Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

# The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

# There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

# Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

# Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

# Never miss a good chance to shut up.

# We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our ass...then things get worse.

# Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

# There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

# There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a
big deal about your birthday...around age 11.

# Everyone seems normal until you get to know them
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MessageSujet: Re: Liste de blagues   Dim 14 Aoû - 15:58

yen a qui comprendront pas c en anglais Barbare..... Mr. Green
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MessageSujet: Re: Liste de blagues   Dim 14 Aoû - 17:04

Juste à demander, je peux traduire..... geek
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